Rochelle Gives Up, Packs It In

Little Bobby Rochelle got mad and left today, taking his ball with him. Says a witness, "He was, like, all mad and stuff 'cause he wanted to play this one game and wouldn't let us play unless it was by his rules and stuff. We were all, like, 'nuh uh,' and he was all, like, 'uh huh!' So there was, like, a big fight and stuff and he got all mad and grabbed the ball and ran home. Crybaby." Interviewed at his home, his mother says he's in his room crying and she's going to talk to the mothers of the other boys.

Seriously, Senator Rochelle, D-Lebanon, has made it official. His suspended campaign for re-election has been terminated. The Commercial Appeal has the story, with appropriate propagandising, here.

Until next time, that is all.