My Superhero Power
I'd only rate as the Legion of Auxiliary Superheroes, though, since the power isn't guaranteed to work every time. And it is pretty dumb. I have the amazing ability to stop comment and discussion threads cold. It seems that whenever I add to a thread in Usenet, or to a comment thread on websites, it stops the discussion cold. No more posts.
Alternatively, I'm completely ignored. It doesn't matter how cogent or definitive I may be, it's as though I said nothing.
Ah well...at least I can't rob banks with it or anything.