Thursday, January 08, 2004

Beer Wench!


For the life of me, I cannot understand why the beer wench hasn't caught on here in America. It was invented by Australian cricket fans who didn't want to miss a minute of a match, so they hired a "beer wench" to fetch their drinks for them. It's lucrative to the women and relatively less dangerous than other "ogled by men" occupations. The authorities have already thrown a wet blanket on the idea Down Under, but you would think that horny, enterprising Americans would be, er, all over this one. What's the deal?

UPDATE: Meet Cherri the beer wench!

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