Via the not safe for work Fark come a truly bizarre eBay auction product description. If you can get past the ALL CAPS AND NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS, you'll see this guy is truly, deeply twisted. He's not just selling an aquarium lid, but a whole new life for you!
The fun thing is how he charges you actual postage, an extra dollar and fifty cents for "fudge factor" and then another seven dollars as a "handling charge" for the work of selling the lid. All to advertise his services as a counsellor. What a tool.