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It's a long story, and it's complicated, but the bottom line is simple: If there's any way to stay off Interstate 240 at Walnut Grove, by all means do it.Is this any way for a "world class" city newspaper to write? I know the paper long ago made its peace with using contractions to sound more like its readers, but "totally wack?"
The Walnut Grove improvement project is totally wack right now -- at a stage that goes beyond mere traffic jamming.
(1) Last month, Apple unveiled yet another new iPod, this one capable of playing video. At the time, it seemed underwhelming—little more than another Bravo, Steve Jobs! moment and a chance to watch U2 videos on a screen three inches high. As an ancillary benefit, however, Apple started selling commercial-free episodes of Lost and Desperate Housewives on its iTunes Website, along with select music videos, for $1.99 each. Three weeks later, iTunes had sold its 1 millionth such video.He develops this into an interesting theory of what television production might become. It involves Joss Whedon and Firefly, but that's just a bonus.
(2) This summer, Universal did something kind of weird: It released Serenity, a sci-fi movie based on a poorly rated TV show, Firefly, that had been canceled after eleven episodes. Making movies of hit TV shows has a self-explanatory logic, but there aren’t too many movies based on TV flops. But I saw Serenity and liked it a lot, so I went out and bought the entire run of the Firefly TV series on DVD, watched it, and liked it a lot as well.
(3) Last week, Fox announced that, owing to scheduling conflicts, it planned to put its new series Prison Break... on hiatus until late May.... One fan-generated suggestion to Fox was, why not move the show to a less-competitive time slot, such as Friday, where die-hard fans can still find it? I’ve been recording the show on my DVR (TiVoing it, you might say, except the folks at TiVo don’t like you to use that word unless you own, you know, a TiVo) and enjoying each episode at my leisure. So naturally, my first reaction to this debate was, Wait a minute. Prison Break airs on Monday nights?!
Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.Thanks to whoever is coming here from her blog. That's how I found it.
Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Canada.....do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
If light rail is worth doing, it's worth doing right. And that means getting a broad community consensus before any plans move forward.They aren't exactly saying don't build it, though there's wiggle room there if they need it. But they are saying "When we decide to do it, we must have the community lined up in support." I don't read that as "make sure the community is in support" but as "make the community support it."
Light rail will ultimately succeed or fail because of its ability to move large numbers of people back and forth between Memphis and its fast-growing suburban neighbors.One problem there, Pecko. The rail line under discussion goes nowhere near those "fast growing" suburbs. It's a direct line through south and midtown Memphis between the airport and the Downtown!
It only makes sense for the local governments that represent those suburbs to have input into the plans. They should work with Memphis leaders to develop a system that best serves the entire region's interests.Don't you just love the Memphis paternalism and condescension dripping from that statement?
Even with high gas prices, it's going to take some doing to convince many commuters to trade in the convenience of their cars to ride on public trains. And if the trains get bogged down in the same rush-hour traffic cars muddle through, then light rail could be a very tough sell.It's all about the PR. About changing people, not responding to their needs.
Last week, West Tennessee county mayors met in Jackson for a briefing on the issue. And next month, the Tennessee Advisory Commission on Intergovernmental Relations (TACIR) is expected to endorse the concept, within limits.That sounds like two, separate, things doesn't it. But...
The TACIR report, to be released at the think tank's Dec. 13-14 meeting in Nashville, could make the push for broader local tax authority a statewide effort.Well, it seems to me that if a State legislative committee is laying out the groundwork for giving Counties more and broader taxing powers, that's a pretty secure level of support for it. Yes?
Wharton said the Nov. 22 meeting of West Tennessee officials took no stance on the issue but was called to "begin to underscore the need for local autonomy for counties."
State Reps. Randy Rinks, D-Savannah, and Jimmy Eldridge, R-Jackson, attended the TACIR briefing in Jackson. Both said Monday the issue should be nonpartisan. Both formerly served in local government: Rinks as mayor of Savannah and Eldridge on the Madison County Commission.Ahhhh... there it is. It's all the same thing. TACIR calls a meeting to brief West Tennessee County officials on their legislative response to the requests of County leaders for increased taxing power. There's nothing "broad" or "increasing" about this. It's all part of the same, ongoing push to further gouge taxpayers.
Rinks, who is also chairman of the TACIR board....
Tory MPP Bob Runciman brandished crack cocaine paraphernalia in the legislature yesterday, demanding to know whether taxpayers are paying for a "harm reduction kit."With so many of Memphis' poor on the crack, we should seriously consider this, don't you think? Maybe we need a publicly funded free crack program, like the methadone program in Frayser. Crackadone anyone?
He asked Premier Dalton McGuinty whether government funds go to a Toronto Health Clinic for these kits.
"Do you think it's appropriate that taxpayer dollars are being spent to distribute crack cocaine kits in Toronto, given that half of all homicides in the city, according to Toronto police, are due to gangs fighting over this illegal drug?" Runciman said.
McGuinty said the decision rests with the City.
The Liberals later handed out a release that said the Queen West Community Health Centre has distributed safe crack kits for six years so "Bob Runciman's government approved the use of public health dollars on the distribution of these packages."
Conservative bloggers have now taken down [Trent Lott,] Dan Rather, Eason Jordan, and the fricken Canadian Government.Whoohoo! We rule!
Liberal bloggers have taken down Jeff Gannon and Jim Guckert—oh wait, that’s the same person.
Advantage: Conservatives!
Tell me if I'm mean. Here's the story: So we get together with some friends to play some Ticket to Ride Europe. All four of us have played before, but not together. I begin by placing all the single-track routes needed for my long ticket, and to play it safe I stockpile some cards in my hand for several double-track routes. At this point it is semi-clear what routes other players are playing in another part of the board, so I take a turn to "block" a fellow player by playing a critical two-train link that is clearly part of his route, even though it is nowhere near mine. The next turn I play another two-train link in the middle of a second player's route (which also helps safeguard my "longest train" points).Read the long comment thread, where the concensus is that he's right, but he wasn't paying attention to his fellow gamers.
At this point I am nearly lynched by a very upset group! Comments like: "You're not supposed to do that!" "You're blocking others from getting their trains! The only reason you are doing that is to block people!" Reply: "Well...yeah, exactly, isn't that part of the game?" "That's just not nice, that's not the idea of the game!" "Reply: Why not? I'm taking a risk by doing this, aren't I, using resources and time and leaving myself open for the same thing?" But my reasoning doesn't go over too well, and it seems like the group only wants to play with everyone focusing on their own routes, and playing anywhere else is just unthinkable and absurd. Although it clearly wins me the game in the end.
Are they being unreasonable? Or am I being overly mean? I have learned not to do it again with this group, because it will spoil the gaming experience for the others. But it seems to me that the game itself does allow this style of play, and that a good player will also take into consideration how he can slow down his opponents by a carefully chosen "blocking" move. (Alan Moon's game Elfenland takes this a step further by giving each player an "obstacle" token, which seems to me a very similar idea.)
So in my mind it wasn't too big a deal - the game even has its own solution in the form of Stations, which admittedly cost a few points to play. But the group wasn't happy, and it didn't help that I ended the game by hoarding some cards, and then surprising the other players by ending the game with three quick routes in consecutive turns to use my last ten trains - with most of the other players receiving minus points for multiple incomplete routes. To top it off, I had the longest train, so nobody even had the slightest interest in adding up the points.
So what do you think: was I too competitive and mean? Or was I just playing the game strategically the way it was intended to be played?
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.But as this article shows, they might have been taken from a government brochure called "Introduction to Outer Space":
…the compelling urge of man to explore and to discover, the thrust of curiosity that leads men to try to go where no one has gone before.Oops!
MATA president and general manager William Hudson acknowledged that transit officials must make their case and show there's "enough support to move the light-rail project forward." He noted that a survey conducted in the 1990s found 85 percent of respondents favored light rail.Clever, that, except that since then the City has gone into a financial death spiral that shows no signs of turning around. Try asking them now.
At a public meeting this summer, Hudson pointed out that the council vote that nearly axed the light-rail project was "along racial lines." White members voted against the funding, while black members voted to keep it in the budget.See the kind of dirty hardball proponents are willing to use? That's a sign of how much push there is behind it, and resistance.
But in a recent interview, Hudson said he doesn't think "there's anything racial" about the council vote.
Although MATA has some leftover funds that could be applied to light rail, much more significant funding commitments are needed to proceed further with the project.Leftover funds? From where? Why aren't they being used to reduce fares? Buy new, cheaper buses? MATA is about to reduce routes yet again (including reducing the famed Madison Avenue Trolley! I told you.) but they have money squirreled away?
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