If Microsoft Built Cars

If Microsoft built cars, we might see things like this. I would add these:

21. Your car would occasionally not make right-hand turns. There is no explanation. You make three left-hand turns instead and accept it.

22. The dealership doesn't mention "Tires sold separately." You have already bought the car, so you go to the tire store recommended by the dealer where you learn they don't sell tires compatible with your car.

Spotted on Slashdot.