I Am a Fountain of Knowledge

I forget which blog pointed me to this quiz. Please claim your credit in the comments. It's "20 Questions to a Better Personality." I learned that I am an SRDF. A Sober Rational Destructive Follower. A Fountain of Knowledge! Whee!!

You are cool, analytical, intelligent and completely unfunny. Sometimes you slice through conversation with a cutting observation that causes silence and sidelong glances. You make a strong and lasting impression on everyone you meet, the quality of which depends more on their personality than yours.

You may feel persecuted, as you can become a target for fun. Still, you are focused enough on your work and secure enough in your abilities not to worry overly.

You are productive and invaluable to those you work for. You are loyal, steadfast, and conscientious. Your grooming is impeccable. You are in good shape.

You are kind of a tool, but you get things done. You are probably a week away from snapping.

Addendum, 2004/07/19: this fits me 99%, there is a slight inaccuracy however. We are not necessarily completely unfunny. If we have a sense of humor (I do) it surfaces on the occasion with well-timed, completely dry, very sarcastic, wit. - Chase

Of the 82846 people who have taken this quiz since tracking began (8/17/2004), 7.5 % are this type.

I have to agree with Chase's addendum. I'm a very funny guy. Sometimes I'm a bit too gullible, and miss the joke, but I do have "teh funney." Everything else is spot on.

OK, except the grooming part. I'm a comfort slob.