Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Oh Yeah... The Other Ford Matter


The Commercial Appealreminds us there's another John Ford investigation still happening. Remember the matter of his huge "consulting" fees from companies doing business with TennCare? A grand jury is investigating; witnesses are cooperating. Soon come, I guess.
Whee!


It was three years ago today that Half-Bakered got underway. Actually, technically, it was this past Sunday, but that was just a test post that said, "This is a test. Had this been real, it would have been taxed by now." I'm such a comedian.

Today's post on June 29, 2002, was a bit of media criticism. Then came the anti-income tax rants. Then some more stuff... and here we are today. I figured out that I've written over a half-million words -- enough for six novels.

I'm always surprised to find out that people have heard of this blog, much less read it. Why? I think. I'm just some Average Joe living in Midtown Memphis.

But I'm glad you all do come and read and, hopefully, laugh. Thank you all.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Can You Spell 'Wasted Money'?


I meant to post this already, but forgot. A couple of weekends ago, City Councillor Carol Chumney *cough*dullard*cough* mentioned on the Andrew Clark weekend radio show that one of the items passed in the next City budget was $70 million for the trolley extension to the Airport. Note that this is $70 million of City money; the State and Federal contributions are $210 million.

Why, in this time when the City can't even keep the grass mowed, are we still going forward with this? Two main reasons: If we don't spend the Federal money, we lose it. The public transportation expansion is good PR. Simple as that. And it matters less that we need the trolley extension than that our local economy needs $70 million pumped into the construction and road industry. Don't forget: 7.4% unemployment! Second only to DEE-TROIT.

So even though there's no need for it, the Overton Square district (where the trolley will pass through) is going under, the Cooper-Young Association looks set to fight the trolley (meaning legal fees and expensive court delays), and it makes no fiscal sense at all, we'll get it anyway. With your property tax money.

Aren't you glad to do your part for the local economy?

[Digression: Why is it called the Main Street Trolley but when the same cars veer off Main onto the Madison Avenue line, suddenly it becomes "light rail?" And the extension from Madison to the airport is also "light rail" even though that, too, will use the same trolley cars. All the promo, tourism and PR garbage the City prints and sponsors calls them trolley cars; so does the free PR from the credulous local media.

Why? Because the Federal grant that got us the money for this boondoggle was part of a "light rail" subsidy from the Department of Transportation, that's why.

The trolley line to the airport will also cut into business (ha-ha-ha, I know; bear with me) with car rentals there. This will adversely impact the extra taxes levied to pay down the FedUp Forum debt.

Ride the Madison Avenue trolley some time. Then imagine riding it all the way out to the airport. With luggage, on a rainy or muggy or freezing day. Picture being dumped out in one of those trolley islands in the middle of the street and having schlep everything across traffic to your destination. Or having to schlep it from the Madison line to the Main Street line (or a MATA bus!) and then from there across the plaza to your hotel.

Not. Going. To. Happen.

So why does no one stand up and say, "The emperor has no clothes!" Beats me.

Welcome to Memphis.

[/End digression]
Thought for the Day


From Thomas Jefferson, one of my personal idols:
Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual.
Am I Mistaken...


or has the Commercial Appeal not had a story on Saturday's Shelby County Democratic Party caucuses yet? I haven't seen one. It's been three days now.

I'm not real surprised, but... oh, OK. Yes I am. Even for the "new" "friendly" "story-telling" "people-centered" Commercial Appeal, it seems like they'd have something. How odd.
Shakespeare Had it Right


I swear I saw this on local television news last night (not sure where), but a search today doesn't turn it up. Ah well.

Anyway, Tennessee State law requires that Counties adjust their property tax rates following a re-appraisal cycle. Property tax millage (what they call the rate, ie. $4.05 per $1000) must be decreased by the same percentage as the average increase in County property value after the re-appraisal. The idea is that the County gets the same dollar amount, preventing "windfalls," and property owners don't find themselves socked with unpayable new bills.

Seems that some of the lawyer-types on the County Commission, and County Mayor AC Wharton, a lawyer, are trying to make plans to keep or even increase the County property tax rate the same after the new re-appraisal, in effect creating the very windfall that State law disallows.

Their reasoning? Since the County is closing in on $2 billion in debt, how can anyone call the new money a "windfall?" We're in debt! All the money, supposedly, would be earmarked for debt relief, but how long do you think that will last? After all, the "temporary" wheel tax is still with us a decade later and it no longer just funds education as it was proposed for.

What a racket. Shakespeare was indeed right, and so were the Founding Fathers. Lawyers are not to be trusted. Yes, some of the Founding Fathers were lawyers, among other things, but far more were simply citizen-legislators and statesmen.

Can we please get some promising political candidates who are beholden only to voters to bitchslap the current lot? They need to go.

The bottom of the ocean would be a good place.
All Pimp, No Pop


I am really getting sick of the local media (All the television news stations, anyway. I think the CA's ignored this to date.) acting as pimps for Calvin Williams and his book. In earlier reports, it looked as though no reporter was actually allowed to touch the three-ring binder that was the book-in-process. Lately, they've been shown thumbing through pages (anyone got Hi-Def television TIVO?) or holding up an individual page, but truthfully, I have to wonder if any reporter has actually been able to scrutinise any of the pages. Has anyone actually seen for themselves the allegations?

Where are the galleys for the book, the ready-for-the-printing-press manuscript that publishers send to authors for final checks and revisions? It's only a few months until publication and even a vanity press (ie. we'll print your book for a fee) like Williams is using has some kind of equivalent.

Have any reporters actually read the book, even if they're embargoed? I'm not asking for juicy tidbits (although feel free to share if you know), but if the book really delivers. I have a feeling it's a lot (a whole lot) of sizzle for what will be an underdone beef patty.

I think Williams is working an angle, just as former Shelby County Mayor Jim Rout's aide Tom Jones did. Remember, Jones threatened to write a tell-all book unless he was saved from his prison term. It was a pure threat, but it failed. Or mostly failed. He only served six months and then got a job with Coletta and Company, who regularly work with City and County government. Nice punishment, yes?

Anyway, I'll believe Williams' book when a hard copy rests in my hands.
Where's the Beef, and the Bun, and the Condiments?


It took a while, four days by my calendar, for the Commercial Appeal to address the fallout of the Supreme Court's Kelo decision on Memphis riverfront development. Here's their considered opinion.

Amazingly, they don't address Kelo at all! They caution the City go a bit slower on the Promenade property firstly for monetary reasons, then for reasons of possible over-building. That's it. Nothing that remotely looks at how several private concerns are going to profit enormously by getting prime real estate for vacant lot prices.

Look at the first sentence, though:
A U.S. Supreme Court decision last week might make it easier for the City of Memphis to move forward with its plans for redeveloping the riverfront.
Not cautionary, not at all. But they sure do seem to assume the whole Promenade thing is gung-ho, eh?

Some public watchdog.
Draining the Swamp


The Nashville Tennessean has been running a three part series on the lobbyist situation in the Capitol, how money is the grease lubricating the machine and secrecy is the norm. It's a great series, concluding today, but it's nothing new to longtime watchers of Nashville. Still, go and read it.

Then go reading blogging legislator Representative Stacey Campfield's own observations of the mess.

And finish up with some scrolling through the South End Grounds, for a former Republican party worker's view.

Where's the Memphis Commercial Appeal in all this? Good question! With so many of the indicted legislators in the Tennessee Waltz sting coming from here you'd think they could do more than focus on FBI informant Tim Willis. Ford, Dixon and Bowers are all very well-entrenched and powerful people. Either the rot of corruption was so wide-spread it reached them, or it spread from them to parts unknown. The citizens and voters of Memphis deserve much more and better.

In the meantime, turn to Nashville.
My Girl Bennie


Bennie is my orange calico cat. She's five now and I thought she was through suprising me, but no! She likes to sleep on the bed in the afternoon, to catch the late day sun. I was walking past the bedroom just now and saw an odd lump under the blue blanket. It took me a second, but then I called out, "Bennie?" The lump shifted. I started to laugh and part of the lump twitched like a tail. She has somehow figured out, after all these years, how to get under the blanket on her own. (She likes to wait for me to get in bed and then paw my face until I let her under.)

Ah, I love my girl.
More of the Hill


My previous post on 'King of the Hill' got picked up in more than a few places, thank you. If you haven't read it, the other blogs linked there have more to say and so do their commenters. In short, the author of the original NYT magazine article, Matt Bai, gets well worked over for cluelessness.

Another blogger came late to the party, but he has some very cogent observations. Matthew Sheffield writes:
All of this matters because the much-discussed “gender gap” is actually more of a Democratic “man problem” than it is a Republican “woman problem.” And no Democrat of stature seems willing or able to do anything about it. Bill Clinton often talked like a regular guy but was, in the end more Lothario than Hank Hill. What wisdom Clinton did possess on this account, however, has seemed not to have filtered downward.

The fact that he founded the Democratic Leadership Council, a group which seeks to move the party more toward the center, shows Clinton is aware of the problem—called the party’s “wuss factor” by one Democratic strategist—but the fact that he has not returned there seems to suggest his motivations were more about boosting his own fortunes rather than putting his stamp on the party as Ronald Reagan did with the Republicans.
He also looks at how the Demcorats' harping on the Gitmo prisoners is backfiring in the worst way for them.

Dr. Rusty Shackleford (Where do I know that name?) of The Jawa Report weighs in, pointing out: "Dale Gribble is not a libertarian. Dale Gribble is a Lyndon LaRouche Democrat and on his more lucid days he might be a Pat Buchanan Republican."

I could have sworn I heard Dale mention the Libs somewhere, but I might be wrong.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Garage Sale


Oh, what the hell. It's too hot and muggy to leave stuff sitting on a table in the sun all day waiting to sell. I'm cleaning out some items I don't need. If you live in Memphis and can come pick them up, they're yours!

    Haier window A/C unit. 5000 BTUs. One year old, taken care of and in excellent shape. Needs new accordion folds, but you can get some cheap at Home Depot. $75.

    ADC Soundshaper 90 stereo equaliser. Ten band EQ with graphic display. Works perfectly. Includes manual. $35.

    Microwave or TV stand. Real wood furniture. Tan wood with turned legs. Can hold at least a 21 inch TV; 16x25" top and 30" high. Has enclosed shelf that can hold VCR, etc., or pantry items. Very nice. $20.

    Stereo receiver. Silver finish. Hitachi SR-1900; 4 channel. 35 watts per channel; 140 total. Phono input and tape in/tape out. AM/FM dial is loose and slightly off, so it doesn't work with stations at far ends of dial. Otherwise, great for garage, hobby room, etc. Loud. $20.


First come, first served. Email Half-Bakered.
Ford's Misstep


Appearing on Nashville talk radio program Teddy Bart's Roundtable, erstwhile Senate wannabe Harold Ford, Jr. commented on the Kelo decision thusly:
I've always believed individual rights are a big thing..... but, I find value in the court's decision. As long as people are compensated fairly, I can appreciate the decision. Certain areas in our state are crying for development, if this decision helps - it's a positive.
His instinct to straddle the middle does him poorly. Confidence in State and local government is at ebb tide right now in Tennessee. Pitching in with that lot just makes him look like he doesn't care about the little guys and gals he'll need in '06.

Watch for this to come back and haunt him next year.
The CNN Effect


You've undoubtedly heard some variant of the joke about how CNN and the mainstream media always obsess when an attractive white girl or woman disappears. Her plight is covered day in and day out. If you're black, Asian or Hispanic, or a man, you're out of luck.

Well, it had to happen: "Family Altered Photo of Missing Child to Get More Help."
"At first I thought the kidnapper had dyed her hair, you know, to make her less easy to recognize," said Maria Baker, one of the volunteers who spent 50 hours last week searching. "Then I thought, wow, that week in the wilderness sure was rough on her. Then I saw a closeup, and I thought, man, did a bear get her too?"

It turns out that Francine's family had doctored the photo released to police and the media in order to make her "more appealing" and spur a wider rescue effort. In the picture, she is a perky, cute blonde girl somewhat resembling Lindsay Lohan.

"In actuality, Francine is neither perky nor blonde," said a grim-faced Perry. "In fact, her picture is mainly a testament to her father's skills with Photoshop."

...the Keyes family has defended their actions, arguing that there are only five or six slots for widespread searches in a given TV season, and if they didn't give their daughter "every advantage" she wouldn't have made the cut.

"This season we've already had Natalie Holloway and Brennan Hawkins, two really high-profile cases with very appealing protagonists," said Alan Keyes, Francine's father. "Heck, Francine used to scare the cat whenever she smiled. What were we supposed to do?"

The state of Texas has grudgingly concluded that it cannot charge the Keyes family for the search and rescue effort, since Francine's disappearance was the result of an actual crime (unlike recent runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks). However, CNN is considering filing a civil suit.

"Our viewership drops fifteen percent every time we show the real picture of this girl," said Umbridge. "I'm sorry, but CNN has journalistic standards, you know. At least put a wig on the poor girl."
You were buying this, weren't you? Doesn't it sound entirely plausible? What does that say about television "news?"
He's Mad as Hell And He's Not Gonna Take it Anymore


Rich of Shots Across the Bow is back to blogging and unleashing himself:
Several months ago, I made a statement that America was in big trouble, and that, barring some major changes, we were heading down a path that would lead to the end of America as a world power within a decade or two. It appears I may have been optimistic. The recent activity on both sides of the political aisle, coupled with the actions of the Supreme Court, has accelerated trends I’d already noted significantly. We’re getting to a very dangerous place where the majority of people have no respect for the people who make and enforce our laws. To continue on in the same manner as we have for the past few decades will, without any doubt or possibility of error, lead us into a position of weakness, one that our enemies will not hesitate to exploit.

And that’s why I’ve changed the picture. The threat is no longer external; we know the terrorists cannot beat us. They can hurt us; they can make us angry; but they can’t beat us. The enemy that can beat us is among us, and no, I’m not talking about liberals. Yes they are a big part of the problem, but the Republicans have quite a bit to answer for themselves. The divide is no longer one of left and right, but authoritarianism and libertarianism, and friends and neighbors, the authoritarians have damn near won the war before we woke up enough to fight the first battle.
He's right and the new Republican majority has only proved him so. Something's building out here in The Great Red Sea and it's not pretty.
Raging RINOs


Say Uncle is hosting RINO Sightings, a sort of Carnival of Secular Republicans. They wish the Republican party wasn't "busy with important things like keeping gay marriage outlawed, banning desecration of the flag, and putting up monuments to the 10 Commandments." Many, many, many links to lots of great posts.

I'm sympathetic, as regular Half-Bakered readers might guess. I do wish the Republicans would return to their core values of strong defense, smaller government, greater freedom and lower taxes. It's what got them to the dance, but they seem to have ditched their date to spike the punch bowl, raid the buffet and feel up the sorority girls. If they don't straighten up really quick, they're in for a smackdown in '06.

Too bad Reform crashed and burned. The time is so ripe for them right now.
They Love Us, They Really Love Us


Surveys are what they are, and should always be taken with a grain of salt. But here's one that shows that reporters are paying more attention than ever to blogs:
The study finds that some 70% of journalists who use blogs do so for work-related tasks. Most often, those work-related tasks involve finding story ideas, with 53% of journalist respondents reporting using blogs for such purposes. But respondents also turn to blogs for other uses, including researching and referencing facts (43%) and finding sources (36%). Fully 33% of journalists say they use blogs as a way of uncovering breaking news or scandals.
First we're a resource; then we're the new guys; then we're peers.

Another part of this survey looked at reporters view of their profession:
# 45% of journalists are less trusting of the professional behavior of their own colleagues — up from 34% in 2003.
# 93% note that they are less trusting of colleagues who are paid to act as spokespeople.
# 79% believe that recent revelations about journalists taking payment from third parties has had a strong effect on media credibility.
# 78% believe that Rathergate has profoundly altered the media's credibility.
# 93% of journalists said they are being "excruciatingly careful" in fact-checking their stories in 2005 — a huge increase from 59% in 2003, likely a reflection of the press's declining credibility.
I love that last one. Just two years ago, nearly half of all reporters were less than "excruciatingly careful" in fact-checking. Makes you wonder what got missed in the days when there weren't all us self-appointed, publicly accessible media watchdogs out there, doesn't it?
The Blogs the Pros Read


This has been floating around for a while, but I ran across it again and decided to post about it for those who read this blog but don't know where to go next, in terms of political blogging on the national level.

The Washingtonian magazine made a list of the blogs that the professional journalists in Washington read and pay attention to. It's a very wide-ranging list, so you can likely find several that suit your poltical orientation. I'm familiar with almost all of them, but only read a handful; another handful I occasionally drop in on. Some, like DailyKos, I never read. But that's just me.

Go take a look and get hooked up.
Local Defense Against Kelo


Via The Front Burner comes one way to defend against the potential depredations of the Supreme Court's Kelo ruling of last week:
There is a way around the New London decision that precludes the exercise of this power. Carrollton's citizens voted to do so in 1998 by amending our Charter. Below is the relevant excerpt from the Charter:

"Provided, however, nothing included above or anywhere in this charter shall authorize the City of Carrollton, or any corporations, agency or entity created by the City, or pursuant to the City's approval and authorization, to institute and exercise the power of eminent domain to acquire private or public property
if the purpose of the acquisition is the promotion of economic development for a private business enterprise which business enterprise would own any right, title, or interest in the property so acquired." (Emphasis added.)
Can we convene a Charter Commission to get this one paragraph added to the City's Charter? Because I highly doubt the City Council ever would.
Bad Movie Alert!


Years too late and far past its sell-by date, its seems a Prairie Home Companion movie will be inflicted on us soon.
Shooting begins Wednesday on a film version of Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion," bringing him together with director Robert Altman and a star-studded cast including Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline and Lindsay Lohan.
Two words quickly sprang to mind: turgid and humorless.

Keillor's "wit" has curdled in recent years into a clotted and smelly nastiness far removed from the warm, homespun and gentle humor which made his name, such as it is. Numberless comedians and humorists are tempted in their lives to twin their talents with their politics. They think themselves able to make their polemics palatable under a sugar-coating. If they are past their prime, like Keillor (who seems to have turned after his failure to rise to the next level when he moved to Manhattan, forcing a humbling return to Minneapolis), the result is painful because the politics subsume whatever "comedy" may be involved.

This news is as welcome as someone passing you on the way to the bathroom saying, "I wouldn't go in there."