"I See A Bunch Of Crap"

Anyone who ever got tired and pissed-off trying to write a paper on a college or high-school science project that went awry will appreciate this effort: Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass.

Abstract: The exponential dependence of resistivity on temperature in germanium is found to be a great big lie. My careful theoretical modeling and painstaking experimentation reveal 1) that my equipment is crap, as are all the available texts on the subject and 2) that this whole exercise was a complete waste of my time.

It only gets funnier after that. "Fig. 1: Check this shit out." His conclusion is priceless. I haven't laughed this hard since ABC stopped broadcasting "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"