P.E.T.S.

We need a name for all the anti-war folks out there who don't want war with Saddam under any circumstance, who don't worry themselves with Saddam's brutality to his own people, who aren't troubled by his possession of dangerous weapons, who've never read UN Resolutions 687 or 1441, who side with this dangerous dictator over their own countrymen and women, who whine "It's about oooooiiiiillllll."

I'm talking about the sheep dogs, the lemmings of reflexive reactionism. We need a name for them, something like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).

I propose an organisation for them. People for the Ethical Treatment of Saddam -- PETS. Now, when we find one of them, we can go, "Hey! There's one of Saddam's PETS!"

Very convenient.