Hah! Janet And Justin Are PIKERS!

So, flashing about two or three seconds of one boob gets J & J into huge trouble, bad enough that the FCC has promised to investigate and CBS is now going to put the Grammys on a five minute tape delay. They are wussies. Check this:

Norwegian black metal band GORGOROTH are being investigated in Poland for causing religious offense after... a concert in Krakow was broadcast by state TV station TVP.... The band are now being investigated for causing religious offense, which is punishable by up to two years in prison.

The show, which was to be filmed for an upcoming DVD, featured two naked women (with hoods over their heads) and one naked man, all of them "crucified" and covered in sheep blood, a number of sheep heads on spikes and sheep entrails thrown all over the stage, as well as approximately 80 liters of fresh sheep blood....

The police are also considering an investigation of cruelty to animals....

A prosecutor in Poland has launched an investigation into whether a concert by the black metal band GORGOROTH has breached the country's law protecting religion. The Norwegian band are suspected of having sent a hateful and offensive message with their performance Sunday (Feb. 1) at the Krakow studios of Polish Television.

Puts some perspective on things, doesn't it?

Lots of pics here. Video, too. These include another performance where their four hundred pound bass player is wearing nothing but a leather jock strap and some wrist bands. Ewwww. Scroll down to "Press Covers," but be warned, THESE ARE NOT WORK SAFE!

Hat tip to Blogcritics for the story.