Sunday, April 25, 2004

Saddam's Interrogation Logs

Many thanks to sugarmama for turning up this page, with the logs of the interrogation of Saddam Hussein by American specialists. Don't drink while reading this!
Interrogation commenced: 2000 hours

I told SH that we would be paid a visit by Baghdad's longest-running improvisational comedy troupe, and that they often ask for audience suggestions. I had one of the players ask SH for the name of something you'd return to a department store. He said "pliers." They did a quick scene about returning pliers, and then another "player" asked for a geographic location where one might hide WMDs. SH was quiet for a long time, and so I suggested Wal-Mart.

Interrogation terminated: 0122 hours

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