Land For Peace: The French Solution

France has long sided with the Palestinians against the Israelis, so this proposal for a solution to the rioting in France (Day Eleven! The count to the magic milestone Day Fourteen, the two week mark, is on!) is hilarious, ironic and justified.

First, until this plan is implemented in full, we must insist that the French government acknowledge that there is no military or police solution to the problems of violence in its suburbs, and only through recognizing the legitimacy of the demands of the murderers and rioters outside Paris can the problems be resolved.

Second, we all agree that territory must not be annexed by force. Therefore, we can also agree that Germany has a moral right to demand the return of Alsace-Lorraine, for the French aggression in 1945 and its consequent occupation must not be rewarded. ''A full withdrawal for full peace'' should operate here. Further, France must agree to the return and rehabilitation of all ethnic Germans expelled from Alsace-Lorraine after World Wars I and II, as well as all those they define as their descendents.

And that's just the start.

Wicked, wicked fun.